The Demonist
Tim buys a book. Tim accidentally summons a demon. Hilarity, carnage, ensue.
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(10/5/10 10:54am) J: Norbles (10/5/10 10:54am) J: Her name is Norbles Aubrels Bellugles (10/5/10 10:54am) J: How much does it weigh? (10/5/10 10:55am) Z: It's a girl, asshole (10/5/10 10:55am) J: How much does she way? (10/5/10 11:10am) Z: No one knows yet. (10/5/10 11:01am) J: When you find out tell me. I could make money on this. (10/5/10 11:01am) J: Is it seventeen stone? (10/5/10 11:02am) J: Send pic from fone. The elders are getting restless (10/5/10 11:02am) J: Have you done the witch test? (10/5/10 11:04am) Z: 6lb 5oz. Did you win the pool? (10/5/10 11:05am) J: No pool. Am charging them for the info. (10/5/10 11:05am) J: Send pic and we make big money (10/5/10 11:05am) J: 50/50 (10/5/10 11:05am) J: ? (10/5/10 11:10am) Z: Check your email (10/5/10 11:13am) J: That is a picture of a hat. We want baby. (10/5/10 11:20am) J: Hay a hole. Give to me a face pic. (10/5/10 11:25am) J: okay now a foot. (10/5/10 11:25am) J: Or an eye. (10/5/10 11:26am) J: The elders are going to bust in if we don't get a good pic. (10/5/10 11:31am) Z: The elders can wait. We got naked boob up in here. (10/5/10 11:32am) J: Dad is breaking in right now. He's going in ninja style. (10/5/10 11:33am) Z: I threw him out. How bout I pay you to keep them out of the room for a while? How's that? (10/5/10 11:45am) J: How's life as a father? (10/5/10 11:46am) Z: Tired. But she has tiny ears. (10/5/10 11:46am) J: When can she get drunk?
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