The Demonist
Tim buys a book. Tim accidentally summons a demon. Hilarity, carnage, ensue.
First Bratz Doll: It's time to play reality show!
Second Bratz Doll: Cooking or shouting?
First: Shut up!
Second: Look at me! I'm skating!
(Second Bratz doll pirouettes across top of McDonald's trashcan)
Second: If you want a rose, it's a game, but I'm going to win.
First: Who's the faaaaaaatttttest dog?
(First Bratz doll makes barking sounds)
Second: That's not enough! Try harder! Make it work!
First: You can't talk to me that way!
(Bratz dolls attack one another atop the McDonald's trashcan)
Second: I see that skirt! You stole it. It's my design!
(Bratz combat continues)
First: I'm keeping all the stuff.
Second: Go faster! You have to go faster!
(Bratz dolls collide like bull elk in rut. The first falls into the trashcan.)
Second: Oh no! I love you!
(The second Bratz doll leaps into the trashcan after the first. There is a moment of silence. Girl begins to cry.)
Mom: Angel, come over here and eat.
(Girl peers into trashcan, shrugs, goes off to eat Happy Meal.)